Birds suck

Was peacefully sitting outside and this bird perches on the chair next to me. Too close for comfort because I hear these particular birds will attack people. They are not very attractive either. Looks sorta like a creepy homeless man. Anyway, I shook the chair to scare it away. It then flew to chair farther away and started staring me down. Ya know like one of those death stare till u look away stares. I looked away first..looking like a freak staring down a bird. Then the bird flew ONTO MY TABLE!! inches away from my lunch. The audacity!!! I stood up and walked away. The bird won.



chrissi alice